OK, so here's how last Saturday went:

• Woke up (kinda a given)
• Headed to one friend's place for 10 am
• Another friend picked us up
• The 3 of us drove 2 hrs to Ottawa to go pick up a keyboard
• Got slightly lost when our GPS lied to us
• Ended up with a keyboard, a box of booze bottles (of various levels) and 3 cans of maple syrup
• Bought 9 bottles of wine
• Almost went to a Don Cherry's restaurant
• Left Ottawa
• Drove 1 1/2 hrs looking for a roadside vegetable stand so we could buy corn
• Found corn. Bought corn
• Found roadside KFC
• Cured biannual KFC craving
• Returned to friend's house
• Left again to buy propane
• Dude who filled propane tanks was sporting a company shirt that was way too small, tight black pants and cheesy loafers that were way too white.
• Returned to friend's house
• Other friend complained that Pam cooking spray was used on the 'whatever wandered into to factory' hot dogs.  We compared the chemicals in Pam and hot dogs.  Hot dogs won.
• Ate hot dogs with bacon
• Yelled at a skunk (would have preferred to chase it off with a BB gun but that's another story)
• Went home (with wine and maple syrup)