Monday, November 29, 2010

Yaaawwwwwwnnnnnn

Wellllll .... I was planning to give the ole blog a bit of an overhaul in the looks department and hopefully start today off with a sparkling new effort that would get me to post a little bit more frequency ... you know spruce the place up a bit...
And then ... the dog spent a good chunk of last night blowing chunks ... which of course had me awake the whole night either cleaning up dog yak or waiting for the next eruption of the dog yak ...
All this to say, "I Am Friggin' Tired" !!!!!!!   ......... 
And so, all my 'grand schemes' are gonna have to wait until tomorrow.

Monday, November 22, 2010

I'll Have That With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti ...

There is just no end to the slap-happy source known as 
'the weird shit":
Kentucky Man: I was Forced To Eat My Own Beard



Watch the video ....
I am shocked because there is absolutely, (I'll even say it again) absolutely nothing that I could add as a comment that would do justice, in any way, to the sheer, jaw-dropping, "Holy-Shit"-ness of the video.  There's really no point in commenting on what went on in the video/story (Dude forced to eat his own beard 'cause he's suspected to be a lawnmower shyster) ... It's the guy in the story ... and because of the story ...
That, my friends was a DIY 'stereotype' in a box.  I don't think that I have ever seen someone fulfill a stereotype so perfectly ... It was 'beautiful'.  It's almost one of those once-in-a-lifetime events ... Like seeing the statue of David or a flawless diamond... I'm getting all misty ...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

You Thought Your Kids Had Problems ...

You know, I gotta say that when I watched this for the first time I got a serious case of the chills, and in the 'no way near a good' way...
This freaky kid even puts on a pseudo English accent... In general, I'm all for going whole hog into what you really like/love but, jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, show a smidgeon of restraint (if not restraint, how about a sliver of a desire to get laid).
Side note: Where could this guy be getting all the cash necessary to fund his 'little' obsession.

Also what in the hell does anyone get this guy for Christmas ... 
"Hey son here's a ..."
"Got it."
"How 'bout ..."
"Got it"
"Ya but, maybe ..."
"Pfft, Got that last year."
Sigh ...
"There's always cash ..."

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

And We Only Get Free Donuts

This one encompasses the whole rainbow from 'Fucking WOW' to 'Holy Crap, That's just Fucking Scary'.


Dealership Offers Free Guns For Truck Buyers

I've gotta be completely honest and say that Yes, getting a free AK-47 assault rifle with my new pick-up purchase is one helluva cool promotion (Yay).  Seriously, a freakin' AK-47.  I'm pretty hard pressed to think of something that would bump up the awesomness factor that doesn't involve massive amounts of cash, a tiger and/or a hooker.


ON THE OTHER HAND, this dealer is in Florida ... F-L-O-R-I-D-A ... and ... well ... It's easy just to say, "Enough said."  Buuuttt ...
This may seem like I'm disparaging the all the fine folks of the whole state but ... well ... let me just say that I think that there's some sort of saying that talks of how all the nuts run down and collect in Florida.  
I, again, know that I hail from the land of the gun restrictions but never the less, I honestly can't see any worthwhile reason why the gun racks of Florida trucks would need an influx of AK-47s( or anywhere to be frank ... sir ).  The only thing that I can think of is maybe the AK-47 is the one rifle that has someway, somehow eluded the avid Floridian truck and gun collector ... and the truck dealer is just being helpful.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Seriously ...?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yup ... Yup ... Yup ...Yup ... Yup ... Yup ... Yup ... Yup ... Yup ... You got it ... Yup
The International Quidditch Association

Is there a better advertisement for people who don't want to get laid ... it's like the anti e-harmony ... it's played by running around with a broom between your legs to simulate flying.  I don't think that there could be any incarnation of the books that could in any way be any geekier. (3 anys and counting) I'm thinking ...
Oh, and there's a rulebook and a World Cup ... Ooooo and it's in 3 days.
Mind is blown ...

Nevermind The Animals ...

Holy Crap ... 
Chicken Little here ... and I'm thinking that, as a species, our days are pretty much numbered.  As I've clearly pointed in previous posts Mother Nature is out to get us.  In an even scarier turn of events, the genius scientists seem to be on the fast track to inventing robots(artificial beings, etc.) that will fit right into the first wave of the upcoming robot apocalypse.  Here's a little look-see:


Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

We now gotta figure out how to keep one eye on Fluffy and the other one on the microwave ...

Monday, November 1, 2010

Post Halloween Monday

I'm currently in a pumpkin and sugar induce haze. I think that the most that I can manage today are a few videos and movie trailers.


Another movie that I don't know if I'll get to see but hey, it still looks cool ...



This helps explain all the movies that I was too much of a chicken shit to watch ...




Yeeeesssss, I know that I should have posted this before Halloween so that I could give all you folks out there a handy, no-mess method for carving your jack-o-lantern.


This is all you need to see to live in fear of the future ...

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