Three Billy Goats Gruff 2010

Once upon a time, the three Billy Goat Gruff brothers needed to get into a strip joint to get a lap dance. 
"Tip, tap, tip, tap" went the brothers tapping on the glass of the front door.
"Who's that ?", said the gentlemen's club bouncer.
"It is I, the smallest Gruff Goat, and I'm going to get jiggy with a lap dance."
"Not without the cover charge and a two drink minimum," said the bouncer.
"Just let me in then talk to my brother, the second Gruff Goat brother, he's the one with the cash."
"Well, then be off with you," growled the bouncer.
"Tip, tap, tip, tap" went the brothers tapping on the glass of the front door.
"Who's that ?", said the gentlemen's club bouncer.
"It is I, the second Gruff Goat brother, and I gotta score some lap dances," said the second Gruff Goat brother in his best biker voice.
"Not without the cover charge and a two drink minimum," said the bouncer".
Just let me in then talk to my brother, the last Gruff Goat brother, he's the one with all the cash".
"Well, then be off with you," growled the bouncer.
"Tip, tap, tip, tap" went the last brother tapping on the glass of the front door.
"Who's that ?", said the gentlemen's club bouncer.
"It is I, the last Gruff Goat brother, and I'm gonna grind chicks all night," said the last Gruff Goat brother.
"Not without the cover charge and a two drink minimum," said the bouncer".
"Screw that," said the last Gruff Goat brother.  
They then trashed the place and the three brothers were later arrested and sentenced to 6 months in the county jail.