Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy DecJanFebemberary

Whhhoooo, I am one procrastinating motherfucker!!!!


There I was sitting at Christmas dinner thinking "Hey, I need to post something on my blog ..." and you know, the Trypyophan kicked in so I fell asleep.  And well I had at least one solid week of turkey leftovers and, and, and that made me really, really sleepy for ... ummm ... a very, very, very long time ... and it was the infusion of Valentine's chocolate that woke me from my slumber. You know, it was a Sleeping Beauty kind of thing, except I'm not a princess and there wasn't any kissing and stuff ...


So, I'm back ...


Excuse #2 I have been shoveling soooooooo much snow and have been so tired that my little brain couldn't think of anything to say that wasn't snow removal related ...


Excuse #3 New Xbox trumps old computer ...


Excuse #4 ... I got nothin'


Excuse #5 My rap career started to take off ...


Excuse #6 I am slightly lazy ... OK more than slightly ...


The procrastinator in me told me to tell you that I will try harder tomorrow ...